Battlegrounds

Dear Trash Talker,

The reason why we keep losing is because you're sitting there and typing instead of playing.  No, using swear words every sentence does not make me want to listen to you more.  I don't care if you're top of the kills.  You won't get heals if you run off on your own.  Yes, Alliance usually loses but that's because people don't seem to want to work together as much.  This is a game and I'm here to have fun, I don't really care if your epeen is bigger than everyone elses.  Your gear is very pretty and mine is sucky.  I don't really care.  I'm a prot warrior in a battleground, my job is to let them whack on me so that the priest behind me can kill them.  And I'm having fun doing it.

Love,

Aly.

P.S.  Wipe off the crumbs, take a shower, put some nice clothes on and go out and get laid.  It'll help.